James Smile is a computational scientist, world-renown cybersecurity guru and university guest lecturer based in Egg Harbor, New Jersey. Touting countless industry-firsts -- he hacked the first electric toothbrush in '82 using only a ThinkPad, and to this day, doesn't trust dentists as a result. Over his impressive career, Smile has published not five but SIX genre-spanning titles: LEARN TO BE LINEAR (1989), Always Firm, Always Fair (1990), Casio-peia: Calculate Like a Star (2001), But First, Clams! (1998), All Sorts of Sorts - 601 Sorting Algorithms That Don't Play Nice! (1994), and his inaugural coffee-table book, 50 Years. 50 Miatas. 50 Memories. (2008).