The cyber "naughty list" (DO NOT use these products)
The cyber "naughty list" (DO NOT use these products)
| Image | Item | Notes | S.E.C.S.I.* score | URL (reference only) UPDATE: CLICKING DISABLED! |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 |
"Smart" toilet and bidet combination |
Sure, who doesn't like a spritz under the chassis now and then, but not if a hacker's got his finger on the trigger. When it comes to cybersecurity, I'll take the ole ballcock and lever over this electronic monstrosity anytime. |
8 (Cyber sitting duck) |
Show Link (NOT recommended) https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1742-6596/1684/1/012038/pd |
 |
Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer |
Lousy. |
6 (Cyber nail-biter) |
Show Link (NOT recommended) https://www.sharperimage.com/view/product/Nose+and+Ear+Hair+Trimmer/205807 |
 |
McAfee "Anti" Virus |
Dumping cold water on your monitor is a more effective anti-virus than this steaming mound. It's NORTON or bust, no two ways about it. |
11 (Cyber catastrophe) |
Show Link (NOT recommended) https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1742-6596/1684/1/012038/pdf |
 |
Lenovo Smart Bulb |
"smart" bulb’?? I don’t think so. Bad actors could hack your bulb to make it strobe and give you a headache. throw out your #dumbbulb now |
7 (Cyber-canary-in-the-coal-mine) |
Show Link (NOT recommended) https://www.lenovo.com/us/en/p/smart-devices/smart-home-series |