GOtcha!

CONGRATULATIONS. You just got hacked -- or, you would have if this wasn't just a test (you failed).

Don't beat yourself up too much though (once or twice is enough), ads like the one you just clicked on are DESIGNED to entice.

In fact, the ads on the previous page are facsimiles of REAL ADS that I have fallen for MYSELF. It does happen to the very best of us. (You can imagine my frustration: only two months after losing $730 to bang-remover [dot] com, I fell victim to SPREAD PROS® -- after 10 orders, I still haven't seen hide nor hair of my promised screensaver).

Thank God this was just a drill. You can have that sip of brandy now.